Ingredients:
Homework
Laundry
Zombies
Math
School
You let 64 tons of math simmer over a volcano for 67 years, slowly adding 15 lbs. of pickled homework every second. You bake it inside a black hole for 2 millennia. Dump 5,000,000,000 tablespoons of whole zombies into the trillion-degree mixture, then pour in all the laundry at Costco.