One day there was a grandpa who was scared of turkeys. He went on a walk in the woods and he wanted to feed a duck, but instead he accidentally fed a turkey a bagel.
“Aah! This turkey is scary!” And he ran away to a different place away from the turkey. But the turkey followed him.
“Oh no, anything but the turkey!”
And the turkey opened a third eye and shot a laser out of its third eye and said, “Ah! Gobble, gobble.”
All of a sudden the grandpa kicked the turkey and said, “Hasta la vista.” He turned into the Terminator and he was no longer scared of Thanksgiving.