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Leaf Garrot

Julian Carrasquillo, a Fake Adder who we selfishly hope will never, ever win our game wrote, “This one hit close to home since I just raked more leaves for what feels like the 10,000th time this season. Let’s pitch this one!”

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Angelo’s Facade

“November’s I Spy is a wonderful tribute to Angelo’s,” writes Janine Hutchinson. “Eggs Over Easy, Hash Browns, and You!” she finishes with lyrics to “Angelo’s”—the original tribute.

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The Main St. Starbucks Is Toast

Starbucks says its October 28 closure at S. Main and E. Liberty has nothing to do with the store’s union status. But the worker who spearheaded labor organizing there—and who was reinstated this May after her 2022 firing was...

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Jeff Punch

“Africa has tried to kill me twice, but I’m happy to say it hasn’t succeeded,” Jeff Punch says...

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Fuentes Vodka Sauce

We received 150 entries correctly identifying the Fake Ad for Fuentes Vodka Sauce on page 87 of the October issue. That page just happened to be the same one as the Back Page update.

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Twenty-Five and Out

“I’ve been at Ann Arbor PD since I was a twenty-two-year-old kid,” explains Metzer, who retired as the department’s interim chief in October. “This has just felt like a home to me.” But, she adds, “sometimes an opportunity...

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