The U Pizza & Burgers Opens
James Schayes jumps in.
If you're named Schayes and you own a restaurant, you're probably going to be tempted to name something on the menu "Schayes Rebellion." James Schayes decided to bestow that name on a pizza topped with chicken, ground beef, pizza sauce, mozzarella, cheddar, and crushed Doritos. It's a good bet that most people would find it aptly named, whether because it seems to jab an elbow in the local fascination with expensive novelty pizzas (a large Schayes is a quite reasonable $12), or because it describes the revolt you imagine taking place in your