We received 120 entries correctly identifying the Fake Ad for sleep therapist Remy Knapp on page 77 of the August Observer.

“Only one ad qualifies as weird enough, The Legend of Sleepy Hollow,” wrote longtime Fake Adder Cendra Lynn. “Ivan appeared right away, followed by see [in the winner’s name, Ivancich].” But, says Lynn, “see is illegal for the letter C. C is hard. Every language table that spells letters. All of them! … So all the correct answers win and we all get to have dinner with the Observer staff doing the cooking and serving. The czar has to do all the prep.”

The Czar? A prep cook? Not a chance. The Czar is a legend in the culinary world. When he worked at Zingerman’s, his employee lunch–a double number thirty-seven and a knish–nearly drove the deli into bankruptcy. The Czar will be the executive chef!

What makes Cendra’s critique all the more galling is that her entry was drawn as our winner. She’s taking her gift certificate to the Purple Rose Theatre.

To enter this month’s contest, find the fake ad, identify it by name and page number, and follow the instructions in the box at the bottom of the Back Page. The fake ad always contains the name of last month’s winner in some form.